{"id":372,"date":"2015-04-18T09:03:17","date_gmt":"2015-04-18T15:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=372"},"modified":"2015-04-18T09:10:01","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T15:10:01","slug":"supers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2015\/04\/18\/supers\/","title":{"rendered":"Supers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gwumpas with glue can do anything, it seems.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-376\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?resize=940%2C726\" alt=\"Even the superest of heroes need super-help\" width=\"940\" height=\"726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?resize=1024%2C791&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?resize=300%2C232&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?resize=940%2C726&amp;ssl=1 940w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?w=1056&amp;ssl=1 1056w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gwumpas with glue can do anything, it seems.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":376,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/Even-the-superest-of-heroes-need-super-help1.png?fit=1056%2C816&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s62ahB-supers","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":346,"url":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2015\/04\/03\/sometimes-gwumpas-build-things\/","url_meta":{"origin":372,"position":0},"title":"Sometimes gwumpas build things.","author":"Gwumpa Stories","date":"April 3, 2015","format":"image","excerpt":"Sometimes gwumpas\u00a0build things. 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