Grandboy said he liked to drink water.<\/p>\n
“Me too!” I said. \u00a0He laughed.<\/p>\n
“You are a BABY? Why you a BABY, GWUMPA?”<\/p>\n
I looked confused so he held up two fingers.<\/p>\n
“YOU are TWO, gwumpa. \u00a0I’m FOUR (four tiny fingers poked up). Hee hee”<\/p>\n
Let the dad jokes begin, already \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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