The littleun is ‘fixing’ a car I’m ‘driving’ that broke. He fixed it and asked for payment.<\/p>\n
I asked “how much?” and the answer was “five”.<\/p>\n
We settled for “three”. Never too soon to teach free market principles.<\/p>\n
We’ll use the proceeds to build a charity ward \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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