The littleun is often sad because he has to wake up before the sun wakes up.<\/p>\n
I empathize.<\/p>\n
On TV and movies, folks either lazily roll around before getting up, get wake-up phone calls, or slap the alarm clock, but in most cases we see bright daylight streaming in the windows instead of the groggy reflections of themselves as they try to peek out to see what the weather looks like.<\/p>\n
Where is this magical land and how do I get there? Haha<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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