I think the repetitive nature of some modern-day lyrics is a reflection of conversations we have with little kids<\/p>\n
“Yes that’s a hole Yes that’s a hole<\/p>\n
Yes that’s a hole in the couch<\/p>\n
No please don’t poke it<\/p>\n
NO PLEASE don’t rip it<\/p>\n
Please yes please leave the hole all alone”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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