Tues night exercise class:<\/p>\n
1. Climb on the couch, with grandkid in lap<\/p>\n
2. Start up “Assassin’s Creed II”<\/p>\n
3. Have Ezio Auditore da Firenze climb to a very very very high point<\/p>\n
4. Find the jumpy spot on the high point and, naturally, make Ezio jump<\/p>\n
5. Shout EEEEAAAAAGLLLLE as he somersaults into a wagon of hay<\/p>\n
6. AGAIN, do it again,\u00a0gwumpa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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