“Gwumpa, what you doing? Gwumpa, what you doing? What you doing, Gwumpa? Gwumpa, what you doing?<\/p>\n
Are you done? Are you done? Are you done? Gwumpa, you done yet? Are you done?<\/p>\n
Gwumpa where are you? Where are you Gwumpa? Gwumpawhere are you?<\/p>\n
Where you go, Gwumpa?”<\/p>\n
The kid’s a natural. Sounds more and more like me these days at work, haha.<\/p>\n
Hmmm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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