Sometimes it’s all in the presentation.<\/p>\n
Grandboy was hangry. I offered him a couple of slices of ham and a piece of cheese.<\/p>\n
“Ugh, nooooo gwumpa i no want that”<\/p>\n
Ok.<\/p>\n
I took two pieces of bread and put the same ham and cheese inside them.<\/p>\n
“OOO yah that’s what I WANT!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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