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“Smell the tree”<\/p>\n

Seems like a rather silly request.<\/p>\n

But I want the littleun to remember the scent of trees and grass and outdoor woody things, before the growing-up starts and smelling trees seems like a silly thing to do.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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