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…and this is the pose of a Stuffed Lion who has seen Great Love by a Little Boy. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Not quite Pooh, but Close Relative<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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…and this is the pose of a Stuffed Lion who has seen Great Love by a Little Boy. 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