{"id":177,"date":"2014-10-11T15:41:12","date_gmt":"2014-10-11T21:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=177"},"modified":"2015-04-11T14:43:38","modified_gmt":"2015-04-11T20:43:38","slug":"nonap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2014\/10\/11\/nonap\/","title":{"rendered":"Nonap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span id=\"fbPhotoSnowliftCaption\" class=\"fbPhotosPhotoCaption\" tabindex=\"0\" data-ft=\"{&quot;tn&quot;:&quot;K&quot;}\"><span class=\"hasCaption\">Ok, so THIS happened during a &#8220;nap&#8221;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n1.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-178\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n1.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n[1]\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n1.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n1.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, so THIS happened during a &#8220;nap&#8221; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1911931_10152301678961249_1720388567250816891_n1.jpg?fit=800%2C600&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s62ahB-nonap","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":847,"url":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2016\/11\/12\/reading-and-writing-can-be-useful-if-you-aint-careful\/","url_meta":{"origin":177,"position":0},"title":"Reading and Writing can be useful if you ain&#8217;t careful","author":"Gwumpa Stories","date":"November 12, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Grandboy has been creating LISTS of THINGS he does during the day. 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