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Hard to tell in this pic, but thanks to a mail-order purchase we have about 8 feet of medium-size bubble wrap. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Add a jumpy boy and it’s lots of noisy fun<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Hard to tell in this pic, but thanks to a mail-order purchase we have about 8 feet of medium-size…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":175,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-image","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-image"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/1424555_10151720484976249_1077473741_n1.jpg?fit=600%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p62ahB-2O","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":120,"url":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2013\/11\/24\/rebel-with-a-clue\/","url_meta":{"origin":174,"position":0},"title":"Rebel with a clue","author":"Gwumpa Stories","date":"November 24, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Grandson found a new way to defy authority. 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