Grandboy (preparing to take a bath): Grandpa tonight I’m just taking a quick bath. No playing or anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Ok<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: You know how sometimes I play in the bath.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Yep<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Just a quick one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Yep<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Not playing so I can get out quickly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Ok.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy (running the water and to the Minecraft guys): Ok guys no playing today<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Minecraft guys (in unison): YES SIR<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy (singing): No plaaaayinggg<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Minecraft guys (singing): We arennnn’t plaaaayinggg<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Sounds of playing ensue)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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