Grandboy (interrupting himself as he’s singing the song, “Love is All You Need”): Grandpa, is love really all you need?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Well, you probably need a warm bed and some food to eat at some point<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy (laughing): Way to ruin a great song, grandpa. They should call you Song-Breaker \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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