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Grandboy (playing a game): Do you know what I’m looking for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me: Mmmm. A girl worth fighting for?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Grandboy (scoffs): No grandp… actually, yes. Yes a girl worth fighting for. But right now I’m looking for secret loot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(We sing for a bit)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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