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Texas grandboy is over for a bit so of course it’s time to break out grandpa meal… I’ve ice cream and “The Greatest Cookies in the World”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But shhhh don’t tell mamasan<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Texas grandboy is over for a bit so of course it’s time to break out grandpa meal… I’ve ice…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p62ahB-na","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":1450,"url":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2020\/08\/01\/grandpa-help\/","url_meta":{"origin":1436,"position":0},"title":"Grandpa help","author":"Gwumpa Stories","date":"August 1, 2020","format":false,"excerpt":"\"Grandpa help\" Haha the timestamps on the pics say it took from 4:47p to 5:02p to sort this one out. 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