Grandboy (explaining something he created on Minecraft): …and this guy, he’s a big one. That’s because he’s the LEADER of the team. And he’s STRONG. Don’t get me started on the leader…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O really? And why not?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Well, it’s because he… (continues for about 15 mins talking about THE LEADER)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: …<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: … and then that’s all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Ah. So did I get you started on THE LEADER?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Nah. (Thinks a bit) Well, may be you DID get me started. But just a little bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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