Grandboy (running from the gate to the house, with galloping dogs in tow): STAAAAMMMMPEEEEED<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—–<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good to know truth in news reporting still exists \ud83d\ude0a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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