Grandboy: Can I have some ice cream?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Nope. Can’t have ice cream for breakfast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Awwwww. Please?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: But when?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: After lunch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy (thinking)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Can we have some lunch now?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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