Grandboy: Grandpa are you afraid of heights?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: No, I rather like high places.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Wow. You LIKE heights? It doesn’t bother you to look down?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: So what DOES bother you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Drops. Falling bothers me. There’s a big difference between being up high and leaving the high place quickly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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