Grandboy: Grandpa, how did you get your golly stones?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: My what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Your golly stones. You know, the ones that made you go to the hospital.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O you mean my gall stone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Yah your golly stones. How did you get them?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: I don’t know. I don’t think we know what causes them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Did you touch something like at work or outside? That could have caused them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Nope. Nothing I touched caused it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: But how do you KNOW that? You said we don’t know what causes them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—–<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Doctor or lawyer. Or technical analyst. He’s on a path here \ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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