Grandboy: Ooo he looks dangerous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Hm. I’d hide for a bit and get your strength back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Good idea (he hides).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O he’s a lot stronger than you. I’d head back to a safe place and do a quicksave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: That’s a good idea grandpa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(He saves the game, then beats the challenge a few minutes later after some difficulty.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Wouldn’t it be nice to have a quicksave in real life?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: YAH! That way you can do ANYTHING and come back if you make a mistake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Heh but in real life you can’t, so you’d better be good at being watchful and knowing how to handle mistakes \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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