Grandboy: What if a car made doughnuts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Do you mean if you spun around in circles to do doughnuts in a car?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: No, like if you spun the car around and all of a sudden a real- life giant doughnut was on the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Ha yep that would be pretty cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: The color of the tires makes the kind of doughnut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O like black tires make chocolate doughnuts and red tires make strawberry doughnuts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Exactly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—–<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hehehe he’s asked a question I asked a long time ago \ud83d\ude01<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Follow-up conversation while cuddling in the morning:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Grandpa, you remember the donut thing?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Yep.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: I’ll bet the doughnuts taste like dirt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: And rubber.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: But I’d still eat them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Mmmmm dooooughnuuuutsss<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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