Grandboy (frustrated with weeding and smacks the weeding tool on the ground): Aaagh<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Please don’t smack the tool on the ground. You’ll break the tool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: BUT YOU’RE BREAKING MY SPIRIT<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Ah I see.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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