Grandboy (rapping): …so don’t tell me what to do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
don’t tell me what to do
if you tell me what to do
I’ll be so mad at you<\/p>\n\n\n\n
if you tell me what to do
I’ll tell your momma too
I’ll tell your momma too
don’t tell me what to do<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: What if it’s your momma telling you what to do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy (hushed tone): shhh that’s just part of the song<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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