Girl on TV: You practiced with HER, not ME.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Boy: I’m sorry, I didn’t think…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Girl (smiling and laughing ): That’s Ok, I was kidding!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O no she wasn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: No, she WAS kidding, she SAID SO<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: O No, that boy will learn soon enough. She ain’t kidding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: O.o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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