For weeks I thought the little jingling noise in the back of my head when I walked from my truck to my office was due to a loose wire in my head.<\/p>\n
No, it turns out I had stuffed my grandson’s toy in my backpack and had forgotten it was there.<\/p>\n
Now I might still have a loose wire in my head but that isn’t the cause for jingle jingle jingle jingle…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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