This weekend I learned that my grandson likes classical music.<\/p>\n
Baroque, to be precise.<\/p>\n
Vivaldi, to be even more precise.<\/p>\n
Rock on baby boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This weekend I learned that my grandson likes classical music. Baroque, to be precise. 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