I asked the littleun to use his “inside voice”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And he did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apparently he thought he was inside a lumber mill \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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