Grandboy: … and then the bad guy comes out of his lair and attacks the people.<\/p>\n
Me: And the good guys?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: They come out of THEIR place…<\/p>\n
Me: Their lair?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: YAH. The good guy lair.<\/p>\n
Me: I’m not sure good guys have lairs.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: OF COURSE THEY DO GRANDPA. That’s where they practice how to protect people and get strong (pumps muscles) and stuff<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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