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In the end the orc won.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Young master wanted the fight to be fair and didn&#8217;t think the bumblebee was ready for it yet.\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1765\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?fit=940%2C811\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?w=2048&amp;ssl=1 2048w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?resize=300%2C259&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?resize=768%2C662&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?resize=1024%2C883&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?resize=940%2C810&amp;ssl=1 940w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/46350406_10155614509106249_1052813440504037376_o_10155614509096249.jpg?w=1880 1880w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 940px) 100vw, 940px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was either a fuzzy cuddly bumblebee or a battle orc to get at the corner shop.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll give&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p62ahB-jb","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":965,"url":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2017\/07\/10\/into-the-wilderness-we-go-a-playing\/","url_meta":{"origin":1189,"position":0},"title":"Into the wilderness we go a playing","author":"Gwumpa Stories","date":"July 10, 2017","format":false,"excerpt":"Watching the grandboy play online games is a fascinating anthropological treasure trove. 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