{"id":1173,"date":"2018-10-13T14:31:03","date_gmt":"2018-10-13T19:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2018-12-07T10:29:09","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T16:29:09","slug":"ultraviolent-cars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.monkeyinfinitum.com\/gwumpastories\/2018\/10\/13\/ultraviolent-cars\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultraviolent Cars"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\n\n(music. music on truck speakers)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandboy: Grandpa who&#8217;s that singing that song?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: It&#8217;s a group called &#8220;The Cars&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandboy: Are the called &#8220;The Cars&#8221; because the sing in cars?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me: No, that&#8217;s just a name they liked, so they are called &#8220;The Cars&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Grandboy: That&#8217;s too bad. I like cars. Their song, it sounds like it&#8217;s too violent for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(The song was, &#8220;Let the Good Times Roll&#8221;)\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"940\" height=\"529\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Ki6xHnDAwHw?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(music. music on truck speakers) Grandboy: Grandpa who&#8217;s that singing that song? 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