\n\nGrandboy: There’s something you need to know about me: NEVER question me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Hm… and why not?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Grannnnnddddppppaaaaa. You are QUESTIONING ME.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Am I?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: And do you know what happens to people who question me? We fight to the death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: How ’bout a hug instead?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: SURE (hug)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: Why do you like hugs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: NOT AGAIN\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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