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I have a picture of a futuristic gladiator hanging by the back entryway.<\/p>\n

The grandson was nervous about it. I assured him by saying it was a guard to stop bad guys from coming in the door.<\/p>\n

So he repeats it back to me, and in his little kid accent it sounds like he’s saying, “God will save me” when he points to this.<\/p>\n

I have to let his momma know what he’s really saying before he freaks her out one of these days and they are sitting at home, alone…<\/p>\n

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I have a picture of a futuristic gladiator hanging by the back entryway. 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