\n\nGrandboy: Can I have soda for breakfast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Can I have soda for breakfast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: Can I have soda for breakfast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: No – WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grandboy: I’m reversing TIME gwumpa. That’s my superpower now. Can I have soda for breakfast?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
—<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I see why Superman’s earth parents had white hair, haha\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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