Grandboy is unhappy that I call him by his alter ego’s name. That would be “Mister Attcheu”.<\/p>\n
As in “Mad Attcheu”<\/p>\n
As in “Gwumpa! I’m Mad Attcheu”<\/p>\n
Usually said with a frowny face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Grandboy is unhappy that I call him by his alter ego’s name. That would be “Mister Attcheu”. 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