Grandboy (eating ice cream in a cone): Yum.<\/p>\n
Me: Why is it called, ‘Ice Cream’?<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Cuz it’s cold. Like ice. And it’s got CREAM.<\/p>\n
Me: So it should be called, ‘Creamy Ice’.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: YAH Gwumpa I’ll call it ‘Creamy Ice’ from now on. (pretends to be ordering food) Hello please may I have some creamy ice?<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
Wait til I tell him about flutterbys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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