(Watching nature show)<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Gwumpa that wolf is going to kill that baby deer.<\/p>\n
Me: Ayep<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Go baby deer go<\/p>\n
Me: O no now the cute baby wolf cub will die. It hasn’t eaten in weeks and needs food.<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Oh<\/p>\n
Me: No wait, the wolf is catching up! Go Wolfie go<\/p>\n
Grandboy: Ah and now the baby wolf will have food now.<\/p>\n
(Thinking)<\/p>\n
Grandboy: That’s how it is, huh? Some things eat and some things get eaten.<\/p>\n
Me: Yep. The important thing for them is to know which one is which pretty quickly.<\/p>\n
—-<\/p>\n
Nature shows mimic politics<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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