Grandboy (reading a name): Maaarrco. Is that a boy or girl name?
\nMe: That’s a boy’s name. Usually names that end in ‘o’ are boys’ names. Names that end with ‘a’ are usually for girls. Like ‘Maria’ and ‘Sophia’ and
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