Grandboy (playing Minecraft, with his character dressed as a fairy): I can make dreams come true!

Me: But what if they are BAD dreams?

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I got THE LOOK. Why do I always get THE LOOK?

Me (singing, loudly): I LIKE TO SING. I LIKE TO SING AT SCHOOOOOL

Grandboy: Gwumpa. We DON’T sing at school

Me: WHAT? You should always sing at school

Grandboy: No gwumpa. No singing at school.

Me: Well that’s too bad. Singing at school is a good thing.

Grandboy (later, drawing on paper, and singing to himself): i like to sing… i like to sing at schoooool