I have a picture of a futuristic gladiator hanging by the back entryway.

The grandson was nervous about it. I assured him by saying it was a guard to stop bad guys from coming in the door.

So he repeats it back to me, and in his little kid accent it sounds like he’s saying, “God will save me” when he points to this.

I have to let his momma know what he’s really saying before he freaks her out one of these days and they are sitting at home, alone…